God's Wheel

GOD says to me with a kind

of smile, "Hey how would you like

to be God awhile And steer the world?"

"Okay," says I, "I'll give it a try.



Where do I set?

How much do I get?

What time is lunch?

When can I quit?"



"Gimme back that wheel," says GOD.

"I don't think you're quite ready YET."